Thursday, December 16th, 2004...11:26 pm
RTFL: Read the Fscking Label!
As a matter of complete coincidence I happened to consume both a bottle of Diet Coke and a Peppermint Tic-Tac today. As a further instance of coincidence I actually looked at the nutrition information on the labels, and I was shocked to discover that there were more calories in the Tic-Tac than there were in the whole bottle of Coke. As I thought a bit further about this it occurred to me that I shouldn’t be shocked at all. I have consumed dozens, perhaps even hundred of those little bottles in my 18 years, why is it a shock now? And I answer myself, because no-one bothers to read the damn things.
No-one bothers to read the labels.
This makes a lot of sense. It explains a lot of the things that go wrong in society.
Point #1. Soaring levels of obesity in Western Nations.
Whilst our third-world brethren starve, we in the prosperous nations of the world are not only consuming more, we’re consuming denser From Dusk Till Dawn full movie
food. People don’t bother to take notice of the crap they eat. Off the top of your head, how many grams of fat are there in a Big Mac? A tub of Greater Union’s buttered popcorn? Mum’s Continental’s Beef Stroganoff? I’d say none of you do (If you do, that probably explains why you’re reading this blog). Surely, if people bothered to read those damn labels, and actually comprehended the information they present, there wouldn’t be a need for quadruple bypass surgeries, because blood vessels wouldn’t be filled with lard in the first place. If people bothered to read, McDonald’s and its ilk wouldn’t be doing such massive business worldwide, filling us with their gastrologic poison.
Point #2. Workplace injuries and deaths
Workplace and Employee safety laws virtually ensure every environment of employment is filled with ridiculous and painfully obvious signs warning workers why they shouldn’t put their hands in the cogs of that thingamybob, or why they should wear hardhats where certain knick-knacks are likely to severely impact skulls. And yet, people simply do not take notice. How hard is it to follow fucking instructions? They let their own stupidity either take their lives or at least severely limit it, and then have the nerve to pursue ridiculous legal claims, which leads me to my next point.
Point #3. The rise of the litigious society.
If you’ve ever watched day-time television, you’ve undoubtedly come across shows such as Judge Judy and Judge Joe Brown. Filled with Southern trailer-trash bickering over the most trivial matters.
to be continued… (I’m tired)
1 Comment
December 17th, 2004 at 1:32 pm
woohoo a new post
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