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My Favour­ite Bush in 30 seconds final­ist:
http://www.bushin30seconds.org/view/06_small.shtml

If elec­ted, I’ll lie about weapons of mass destruc­tion as a pre­text to invade another coun­try.
I call myself an envir­on­ment­al­ist, and gut clean air stand­ards.
Our allies will go from respect­ing us to hat­ing us, and I don’t care.
Pir­ates of the Carib­bean: Dead Man’s Chest move
I will leave no child behind, unless they can afford it.
I prom­ise to keep you in a state of fear and anxi­ety so you never ques­tion what we are doing…
…and if you do, we’ll call you unpat­ri­otic.
[What are we teach­ing our chil­dren?]
Bring’em on!